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Having gone to bed burying his head in the sand over a panicked Etsy order, Lee has now gone back in time to 1856 and found his password and hence, listing, being relieved he put in a sensible lead time. Past Lee seems to have been uncharacteristically sensible, which present Lee is very surprised, but grateful for…

Anne, before heading off to proofread the latest screenplay for Friday 13th Part 13, announced that she would be dressing up as a Christmas Pixie to deliver Christmas lunch to her best friend who’s just come back from a round the world trip to Prestatyn and is going to help her count dandelions in Great Yarmouth. We await photographs…

Running by in a flurry of frenziedly scheduled #EarlyBuzz posts, Jo threw a quick hello at the group, landing on Cat, who had to wipe it out of her eyes, before flying through the door and knocking the postman over. She was still running at 300mph in the opposite direction to the bus stop…

Cat was very much looking forward to an exceptionally busy day at the Llama Kharmeleon Cafe (funny name for an Alpaca farm), excited to be making every known coffee under the sun. SarahX has given her the recipe to a Double Banana Mocha Flat White which she is going to start putting on the blackboard. She also has plans for a crochet lesson based upon the idea and has additionally been inspired to make a new flavour of yarn dye…

Melly is planning to take a small break from Social Media while she updates her dream journal following a mysterious visitor in her slumbers last night – we suspect it has something to do with Dragons Den and the Cloud Fans…

Following the stress of yesterday’s Pilates Starfish episode, Swearah is taking it easy today in preparation for her probationary shift at Vicki’s Dungeon™ tomorrow. Not to be thrown in too deeply, she is going to be starting with the feather dusters.

Mike has had to head back north to feed Lonn, after the French Submarines failed to turn up for the third day running, so the tunnelling duties have been left to Darren, who is kindly taking over from Dean (to protect his hands). Now behind schedule, Darren is madly manifesting an extra pair of hands to manage the workload.

Adele has been requesting videos to use on her website but has had to sadly reject most of them… not really what her business coach had in mind, Darren. Helpful those were not… Might be handy for a side project though…

Faced with a dilemma on rising prices, SarahX was convinced by Darren that a price rise of 25% across the board was not unreasonable , as long as the hands were still in the photographs. In a shocking revelation it has been made clear that SarahX does not wear gloves to pack orders and Darren had to have a lie down (but not before agreeing to buy all of Lee’s remaining Scarecrows following an intense hand-off).

In serious news – sales of Pitchforks and Flaming torches in the Stockport area have been reported to be on the rise…In need of a Nemesis, Swearah has set off on a quest to find The Map©, aided by her trusty padowan SarahX, who is carrying the donkey (hopefully back in time for her shift)

For some reason, Wuthering Heights appears to be the earworm for today. I wonder why?…

Absence permission slips (#possiblypeas) have been accepted from Vicki, Hanna, Brum and Ness and in all seriousness here, we miss and love you guys and hope you’re all doing ok. Care parcels of cake (or penguins) are in the post.