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Cat woke up this morning and hissed at her reflection, causing Anne to glance up from her cup of coffee in surprise. The hissy French sophisticat muttered something about CCTV and then went off to post about the launch of her new Citrus Owl pattern.

Shaking her head in bemusement, Anne finished her coffee, wished her fellow cakies a pleasant day and went off to proof read a new novel set in 2020s England about a handsome young University and his romance with a coping stone.

Jo late for a horrendous day at work, cursing the bus to hell and back has bought 15 old Routemasters from ebay and is busy setting up her own bus company. Interested applicants for a variety of new positions can apply via her website…

Jyoti tried to persuade the yarnies in the group to make a pair of woolen pants for someone, but she was a little vague about the intended recipient…

Swearah with all the motivation of a wind up car left unwound for three years, stuffed to the bottom of the toybox, was determined this week, not to injure herself at Pilates, and found the best way (apart from not going) was to strap herself down with bandages and climb into a full lycra body suit. The only problem then was the lack of movement and she had to be carried through the door like some bizarre brightly coloured starfish… but the promise of a new position as Second Whip at Vicki’s Dungeon™, having turned down the allure of Swing Pushes and Jam Roly Poly, kept the motivation going.

Its been a day for business enterprise with Mike, inspired by Lonn, setting up a lamp post cleaning service. Having realised that lamp posts essentially get washed by the rain, he’s now just sitting back watching the money roll in. Or at least that’s the plan. So far, only Essex Eileen has signed up…

Melly has also submitted plans for a set of giant turbines just off the coast of Rosslare, to blow the rain clouds back to England and keep the blue skies of the Emerald Isle pristine. This comes off the back of the failed “Roof over Eire” plan. A lack of long ladders and a scaffolding plank shortage at McMahons’ Builders Merchants put paid to that one…

Brum has gone missing #possiblypeas and our forts and prairies are with her.

In more Vicki’s Dungeon™ news – sounds of hammering and strange grinding noises have been attibuted to plans to extend. Crochoap® development has been put on hold as Dean, Darren and Mike have been on hand to work on knocking through to next door’s basement to accommodate an extra 4 dungeons. Vicki assures us the water leak is temporary and has, for the time-being, been plugged by 300 skeins of unused yarn.

Sports News now: Nessie has been approached by the All Ireland Hurling Team to be their official Sea Glass Supplier. Ness has yet to respond, having been involved with a week-long Sea Glass stock take…she got up to 899 pieces of green, 976 pieces of clear, 37 blue, 765 no idea and then sneezed, dropped the lot and had to start again.

Adele has been growing a new range of green bath bombs. She currently has 15 seedlings in her mobile greenhouse. Can’t wait to see how they turn out.

SarahX has been out and about today, shouting at people in Welsh and moaning about the lack of Friday.